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Created on 2004-09-10 17:49:09 (#4492195), last updated 2005-05-09
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Basic Info| Name: | el_hobbito |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-08 |
| Location: | Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania, United States |
BioBIRTH
I belive it was a cold winter's morning on February 8th, 1986. The air was stale, and the whistling wind sent a chill down the spines of all those it touched. In the wee hours of the morning, my mother needed to be taken to Holy Redeemer Hospital. She was in labor. My father packed the car and off they went. They were surprised by this whole ordeal, because the baby they were about to have would be pulled out of his mother's vagina a month earlier than the doctors had expected. His name, Christopher Michael James Lyons. The only problem was he still weighed the same as baby who was delivered on the actual due date, and damn, he was hung like a horse. You heard right, when he was weighed there was 1 lb of baby, and 7 lbs of pure flesh which the doctors originally were going to cut off, but then discovered it was his penis. Sometime the next week he was taken home....
THE EARLY YEARS
At the ripe old age of one, young Christopher left his family for Europe, where he took up seven different foreign languages and studied various different cultures. He studied fine cusisines in the heart of Paris, 13th century art Germany, and Roman architecture in beautiful Italy. When he returned home in the latter part of 1987, mother Debbie and father Jim decided to send him to school....TO BE CONTINUED
I belive it was a cold winter's morning on February 8th, 1986. The air was stale, and the whistling wind sent a chill down the spines of all those it touched. In the wee hours of the morning, my mother needed to be taken to Holy Redeemer Hospital. She was in labor. My father packed the car and off they went. They were surprised by this whole ordeal, because the baby they were about to have would be pulled out of his mother's vagina a month earlier than the doctors had expected. His name, Christopher Michael James Lyons. The only problem was he still weighed the same as baby who was delivered on the actual due date, and damn, he was hung like a horse. You heard right, when he was weighed there was 1 lb of baby, and 7 lbs of pure flesh which the doctors originally were going to cut off, but then discovered it was his penis. Sometime the next week he was taken home....
THE EARLY YEARS
At the ripe old age of one, young Christopher left his family for Europe, where he took up seven different foreign languages and studied various different cultures. He studied fine cusisines in the heart of Paris, 13th century art Germany, and Roman architecture in beautiful Italy. When he returned home in the latter part of 1987, mother Debbie and father Jim decided to send him to school....TO BE CONTINUED
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